You'll never hear a woman say...

10)   What do you mean today's our anniversary?

9 )   Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

8 )   Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

7 )   And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

6 )   Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".

5 )   Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4 )   Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3 )   Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.

2 )   I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

1 )   Hey, pull my finger!

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