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ACURA	All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
ACURA	Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
ACURA	Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
ACURA	Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA	Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
ACURA	Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
AUDI	Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI	Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI	Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
AUDI	Another Useless Device Installed
AUDI	Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BEETLE	Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW	Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW	Bastard Money Wielders
BMW	Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW	Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW	Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW	Big Money Waster
BMW	Big Money Works
BMW	Black Man's Wheels
BMW	Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW	Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW	Bought My Wife
BMW	Break My Wallet
BMW	Break My Windows
BMW	Bring Me Women
BMW	Broken Money Waster
BMW	Brutal Money Waster
BMW	Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW	Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW	Busted My Wallet
BMW	But at least my Motor Works
BMW	Big Man Wannabe
BUICK	Barfed Up Icky Carmel Korn
BUICK	Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK	Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK	Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CAPRI	Can Any Person Repair It?
CADILLAC	Crap A$$ Deville Is Lacking Life And Clutch
CAMARO	$15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo
CAMARO	Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET	Heartbreak of America.
CHEVROLET	Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET	Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET	Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
CHEVY	CHarged hEAVilY
CHEVY	Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CITROEN	Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
CHRYSLER	Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
CHRYSLER	Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
DATSUN	Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
DODGE	Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE	Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
DODGE	Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE	Dear Old Dads Geriatric Express
DODGE	Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
DODGE	Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
DODGE	Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT	Failure in Automotive Technology
FIAT	Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT	Fix It Again Tony?
FIAT	Fix It All the Time
FIAT	F*ck in a Taxi
FIAT	F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation
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FORD	Fault Of R&D
FORD	Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD	Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
FORD	Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD	Found On Road Dead
FORD	Found On Russian Dump
FORD	First On Race Day
FORD	First On Recall Day
FORD	First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD	Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
FORD	Forge Old Rancid Donuts
FORD	For Only Redneck Drivers
FORD	F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD	F*cker Only Runs Damaged
FORD	F*cker Only Runs Downhill
FORD	F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
FORD	F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
FORD	F*ckin' Owner Real Dumb!!
FORD	(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO	Good Engineering Overlooked
GM	General Maintenance
GM	General Mistake
GM	Good Money (for mechanics)
GMC	Garage Man's Companion
GMC	Gay Man's Cruiser
GMC	General Masturbation Corporation
GMC	General Mis Constructed
GMC	Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC	Get More Chicks
GMC	Got More Crap
GMC	Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC	Grungy Merchandise
G.T.i.	Gay Terd Inspectors
G.T.i.	Get There Immediately
G.T.i.	Got Tossers Inside
HONDA	Had One Never Did Again
HONDA	Hand Over Dollars to Asians
HONDA	Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HONDA	Helping Out Nips Destroying America
HONDA	Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
HONDA	How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI	Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
IROC	I Race Other Cars
IROC	I Run Over Children
IROC	Italian Retards Out Cruising
JAGUAR	Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
JAGUAR	Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
JAGUAR	Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
JEEP	Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
JEEP	Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
JEEP	Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JEEP	Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
JEEP	Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
JEEP	Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
JEEP	Just Eat Every Pickle
JEEP	Just Empty Every Pocket
JEEP	JUST Enough Engine Power?
JEEP	Just Everyone Elses Parts
LTD	Lazy Temperamental Device
LTD	Leave The Doors
MAZDA	Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
MAZDA	Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA	My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES	Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
MERCURY	Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
MERCURY	Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
MERCURY	Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
MERCURY	Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
MINIBUS	Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
MOPAR	Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR	Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR	Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR	Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
MOPAR	My Old Pig Ain't Running
PLYMOUTH	Please Lay Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC	Poor Old Ni??er Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB	Something An Asshole Buys
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