A Prayer for the Stressed..!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work….

12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember….
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me….!!

Amen

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