Microsoft Programmer

Three women were in the OB/GYN waiting room and they got to talking about sex and their husbands methods.

One woman said, "My husband works construction running a jack hammer, so it's all hard pounding all the time."

Another woman said, "My husband's very methodical and picky about details, so we have hours and hours of foreplay."

The third woman said, "My husband is a MicroSoft programmer and he just sits on the end of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."

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