You'll never hear a man say...

10)   Here honey, you use the remote.

9 )   You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8 )   Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

7 )   While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6 )   Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

5 )   Sex isn't that important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

4 )   Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

3 )   Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2 )   Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1 )   We never talk anymore.


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