Cannibals and Spreadsheets

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains. The sign in the shop read:  Brain Type   Price per Pound  Artist Brains: $ 9.00 Philosopher Brains: $12.00 Scientist Brains: $15.00 Spreadsheet Developer Brains: $29.00 Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My, those spreadsheet developer brains must be quite tasty!" The butcher replied, "Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how many spreadsheet developers you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"

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