Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to say "hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li: "Hey!! What's that for?!"
Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
Spielberg walks back to the other side.
Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : "Hey! Wha' that's for..... !?!"
Li : "You bloody asshole! You sank the Titanic!"
Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Man : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
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